dearmrmccartney:

Do you ever just feel sad for no reason? At 1am, with no one to talk to.
And no way to let all the sadness out… because you honestly don’t know what kind of sadness it is.

Like, right now, I’m feeling fairly blue… and I could use a movie just as sad and not sad at the same time, like Ruby Sparks or 500 Days. But I’ve watched both of those already.

punkrockeyebrows:

Dan Lambton // Real Friends

Majority of this guys fanbase probably never even heard of You Blew It!sad so very very sad. 

punkrockeyebrows:

Dan Lambton // Real Friends

Majority of this guys fanbase probably never even heard of You Blew It!
sad so very very sad. 

sparrowsdarling asked:
The goat is god

most decidedly not. LoL

in-s-o-u-c-i-a-n-ce asked:
hey there frand c:

howdy do!

Anonymous asked:
Hey!!!

hi there, anonymous. how are you? 

paintedplanets:

I literally am standing in my kitchen because this is the only place that wifi works.

wtf AT&T, your new router/modem didn’t do ANYTHING

My iPod and WiiU costantly get bumped off the network and i have to turn the router/modem off for 30 seconds then turn it back on. I hate technology, 

can we just talk about how good this is?

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

Me over the years.

The Transformations.
Me at 18


At 21

At 23


At 24


At 24 minus facial hair for the first time in 4 years. 

Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go go Godzilla!

Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go go Godzilla!